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If you come within a 50 foot radius of my body pillow I swear to Yaldabaoth I will rip out every vertebrae in your body, crush them into a fine powder, and use it as my highlighter.

I'm not doing him a disservice if he likes it. 😏 Also, I will personally see to it every piece of skin is carefully carved off your body then force fed back to you if you try to steal him.

They look...far too natural on you. It's a good look, Akira. You've taken the spot as the Phantom Thieve's catboy.

Good, I'd rather not waste my skinning talents on the likes of you. Glad we could see eye to eye.

Doesn't he always claim he's not a cat, anyways? It wouldn't be too hard to steal his spot. Akir-nya.

"Wha-" He's frozen for a moment, then breaks into a sprint after her. "GET BACK HERE!!!"

"I don't see how anything I said was anything /but/ nice. I gave her fair warning, after all."

Akechi chuckles, shaking his head in amusement. "Nyakira is much better," He admits "even if it still sounds ridiculous."

Akechi grins, laughing maniacally. "Oh, this is /fun/!" He yells out, ignoring the myriad of concerned looks from passerbys. "The chase is going to make destroying you and that phone all that more fun!"

"...It's not...the worst thing. Hearing you meow." Akechi redirects his attention, trying not to think of the wink. Or of Akira and his stupid cute neko ears.

Looks like he needn't utilize his gun after all. "I think that's a good sign to end this little chase," Akechi hisses, looming over where she tripped. "I'll be taking that, thanks." He yanks the now soaked pillow out. "...Well. He's had a bath now, as have you. Are you happy?"

A slight lapse in judgement causes Akechi's hand to land stop Akira's head, scratching lightly for a moment as if he really were a cat. It lasts for just a moment before he recoils, regret flooding his system. "...All cats deserve a pet." He mutters, looking away.

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It's an arduous task keeping his face straight. Or his emotions. "...Well." Akechi starts, feeling his fingers twitch, definitely /not/ because he wants to pet Akira again. "Don't get used to it. I don't make a habit of petting strays."

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"Ha. Maybe in your wildest dreams, but here in reality, I'm perfectly content to keep the petting to a minimum." Despite himself, though, he smiles.