jee—zus he’s craving a bottle of vodka and a spliff. !

𝕍𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕒 𝔻𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕤 𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚 𝐃𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐬. 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬. 𝐀𝐧 𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟏𝟑 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦. 𝐓𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 #𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐦.

ooc. ┆ it’d be cool if someone told me how the fuck i’m supposed to feel.

How poetic.

and now . . coming to you 『 L I V E 』 from the stage . . ✵ PROFESSOR OF CHARMS, JIMMY MUELLING !!! ✵ a Ravenclaw Alumnus and former Thunderbird. Halfblooded American chatterbox . / / / hello ? this is #B1GB0Y speaking .

‘ 𝓑ᵘᵗ 𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢 ᵗʰᵉ 𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝙖𝙞𝙧 ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ v͟o͟t͟i͟v͟e͟s͟ ——༆—— #HPRP / #MVRP 𝓦𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 #ℒɪʙᴇʀᴛᴀʟɪᴀ .

"Just because I know how it feels to get hurt, doesn't mean I won't hurt you." 💯 Most likely to blow a kiss after slapping you. 💯 A Slytherin through and through. 💯 Looking for SLs as always. 💯 RT this or a chair will hit you in the face. 💯 More info below. #ᴄʀxᴢʏ

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝑉𝐴𝑀𝑃𝐼𝑅𝐸 𝐿𝐸𝑆𝑇𝐴𝑇; from the muses of #cruisin a 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘤 rises from the grave. ↺ & ♡ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

❛ 𝚋𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚘 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚎 ༉‧₊˚✧ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀pixie dust dealer , ⠀⠀quidditch captain of hufflepuff ⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝚊 𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚞𝚙 𝚘𝚏 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚙𝚒𝚞𝚖 ༉

his once obnoxious humming is silenced by an anxious tongue wandering over his lower tier.

something feels quite out of place. . . . perhaps its the lack of dungbombs being thrown at the first years . . .

not so innocent hum , he bulk bought some sugar quills to gnaw on.

— love made   the danger   in you   look like   safety.  . ❜

there’s a rather horrid 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘩 coming from the gryffindor common room.