Ok folks. It’s time we talked about eels. I’m a geologist but I recently learnt about eels and… wow. Since then, I’ve been greeting strangers with ‘DO YOU KNOW ABOUT EELS?!’ Well, consider yourself a stranger in my path. Strap in. It’s a 🧵 1/so many

Hubby to Miss 8: Do you want to learn to play the violin next year? Miss 8: Of course. Miss 8: What does a violin look like?

Last night Miss 8 asked Miss 19 to take her “phone” because she was getting too many messages and it was keeping her awake.

6 November 1997, about TV Kirby J: Why is it called a lifestyle programme? Counsel: I think that to improve your lifestyle, your Honour's backyard, your Honour's cooking skills, and so on. Kirby J: That is what a lifestyle is? Counsel: Yes, your Honour. Kirby J: Thank you.

I am on Post at corinnesalmon if anyone else is over there. Same profile pic.

A beautiful story.

Moment of appreciation for Patrick Page's beautiful words on his last night in the Underworld. #TBT

Kids hey?

So my friend called me this morning to talk about something that happened to her last night. She’s been trying to find someone to date…extremely casually. She doesn’t have time for a full blown relationship and basically all she wants is a nice man to have sex with.

Anyone got a 2022 news montage around 1 minute? Doesn't need to be detailed, just headlines.

So anyway, my Facebook account was hacked and now I've been suspended and can't get back in, or download my data becuase my password was changed. How's your Wednesday going?

I nearly missed this gem. Why does it cost so much depending on gender?

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