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in a world of sadness, uncertainty, and a shot volvo starter, at least there is Noble Sandwich Co. garlic mayo. blessed be the fruit.

pretty disappointing that after flying with Alaska Airlines exclusively to SFO for two years, their customer support team doesn't seem to care about about my recent poor experience... do i go back to southwest?

k. we’re comparing storming the capitol and attacking democracy to looting a target? sounds about white.

this. and that is all. x.com/adidas/status/…

I'd like it more of most people did less talking.

single af, but somehow even janelle from teen mom has a boyfriend. she thinks dramastically is a real word.

how in the actual fuck does "e.t." have only three stars on Netflix? #trustnoone

louis ck is my favorite comedian.last night, he insinuated that pretty people aren't funny.closest i have ever been to being insulted.

i kinda feel like i bobby rainey-ed my life. #GoGiants

#isthiswhatgreatagainfeelslike #SaveACA

i think you're an adult when sober-you makes the bed so that not-sober-you has a place to get a good, comfortable, drunken sleep.

if you're not sad, angry, or scared at this point, you might be stupid.

my nine year old boy looks up to J.K. Rowling . i can only hope that one day fires start because of his passion too. #morekindling

am i the only person that thinks "the good ol' days," were when Chipotle still roasted their corn salsa? i can't be alone here.

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she did. they lost it again... x.com/AmericanAir/st…

here's an idea UPS , don't throw packages over my gate without instruction. especially when i have an @nest cam protecting my front door.

"i had to write an essay about who i'd like to meet. i chose the 11th dr. but, my second choice was @nprgreene . i should have picked david greene."