Fuckin swamped today. Can’t wait till 4

The one piece of gum during the whole show.

Stevie ray Vaughn is the best guitarist of all time

hey freshmen, it’s friday. this is my penis #RunButYouCantHide #FreshmenFriday

UNDEFEATED.

Um fuck you?

in honor of ldoc tmrw he’s a flashback to Crest 2022 when I ran shit. Biggest regret of college is probably that I did 6 years instead of 7 years of social chair #freshmen

Contemplating borging tomorrow for ldoc thoughts?

Corey west please put your party pictures back on Instagram so I can continue my bit #thelegendremains

This is called dedication

To the #nigger that hit my car yesterday and didn’t leave a note I hope your Hennessy is warm and your Nissan Altima breaks down

Me and the roommate rewatched all the Daniel Craig bond films recently forgot how peak they were especially skyfall

two peely skins from fortnite throw hands in a school bathroom

Paul McNeil entering village last night

Maybe I can find my #wife at the Time Out off 155

Is it cope if I stay in college and try to get an MBA? #wwcwd

Tiny desk and coffee (Adderall) is a great way to start my day before an 8:30 exam

While I’m on the matter if anyone has some tiny desk recs give me no matter how basic def some good ones I haven’t seen