He was really excited about showing off. She wasn’t gonna ruin that.

The stuff she’s hearing now is just...bleh. Uh. Cool? She’s not sure how to respond.

Like he really thought she was gonna take him for granted. She considered it for five seconds, though.

She brought him a snack. Now he can stop meowing.

She hasn’t thought less of him in the years she’s known him. And she’s offended that he’d lump her in with everyone else.

Is he psychic, or...?

Yes, yes she is.

...Yes. She’s the original.

But she’s an actual captain. In the Air Force.

Y’know what? She respects that.

*dust sounds*

|| why are you like this.

If it isn’t her favorite Lieutenant.

She was expecting worse, so...

|| seeing endgame tonight, so carol will return afterwards!

If Cap is America’s ass, then she is space’s ass. Quill can fight her for that title.

How does he plan to do this without Raid? Cause Carol hurled it all into space.

|| izu. 💖

Absolutely not.