As if you'd know.

Don't bother. I prefer my women much, /much/ more quiet.

It's so tiring being surrounded by irrelevancy. I do hope someone worth the effort shows up. Eventually.

No, you can't. Why not stop while you're ahead? Before you embarrass yourself further.

'I can fix him' 'I can make him worse' Well, I can pick him up by the head with one of my many crane claws. Perhaps even squeeze a bit. If I'm feeling spicy, that is.

Oh, hello /you/. I wouldn't bother worrying too much, you were made to be irrelevant. You cannot help it.

͏͏͏ ͏͏͏ [ 𝐂 - 137 ] 𝗦𝗨𝗕𝗝𝗘𝗖𝗧 : R͟i͟c͟k͟ ͏͏͏ x.com/i/events/15773…

||; I'll get GLaDOS's personality down Eventually. for now I'll just mess around with it until I get it

||; I need to use this account more

Congratulations. You've summoned /him/. Good luck.

[ A stock "NO" sound effect echoes from the intercom. (where did that intercom even come from?!) ]