WHERE IS DS3

God bless Jersey Mike's Subs

Perfect takedown

Anytime I have to share pizza

Every time*

he's an artist

Telemarketer.

Nobody on the planet enjoys a Jersey Mike's sub more than me.

𝓩 LITERALLY OUR FRIEND GROUP

Every time 𝓩 start sending memes and goofy shit back and forth I can just hear that mfs laugh in my head 😂😂

The best part of the Tim Anderson-Jose Ramirez fight is both the second base umpire and Cleveland radio broadcaster going from baseball mode to boxing mode in the snap of a finger.

𝓩 and I really were a diabolical duo while on the tables..

Live view of my attention deficit brain a million times a day

*That one girl at every Super Bowl Party this year* “Im only watching this because Taylor swift is there”

So I had an urge to run up to the store, and I randomly decided to buy a 40 of Colt 45 when I saw it in the fridge. Then a very old black man saw this and pointed at me and shouted VERY LOUDLY in front of many people, "Now that's what's up playboy!" Best day of my life. Cheers

PlayStation employees rn:

John McAfee was the wildest entrepreneur alive: • Bitcoin Billionaire • Never paid taxes • Wanted in 3 countries • Hacked Hillary Clinton's office • Married a prostitute sent to kill him • Survived 50+ assassination attempts The person you may know, the story you don't 🧵

"both teams practiced with wet balls and the equipment crew is doing their best to keep the balls dry" Wild report.