We shouldn’t allow ourselves to be dragged into bullshit Middle Eastern wars That said, never root against your own people once the lead is flying

I miss when nicotine was just a way to try to temporarily get rid of the blowing your head off urge not some gay productivity life hack

The Falcons going from Michael Penix to Tua:

On a random Monday night. Man, we had it made

The Green Goblin typed this

Green Goblin was was really whooping his ass man

Lil Dicky really squeezed in that song about a Jew saving money at the perfect time. That shit would not fly in today’s day and age

But if i wrote you a term policy you wouldn’t invest the other $419. Instead you’d pay the premium for the term and not sign back up when your term ends (bc the price pentupled). It’s not a scam, the general public is just financially illiterate

The only people telling you not to buy houses are landlords

Kacey Musgraves responds to UFO skeptic Mick West’s attempted debunking of her UFO sighting as Starlink flares “Hey Mick if you zoom way into the videos you can also see a really clear angle of Bigfoot riding your mom”

Food trucks used to sell you 3 of the best tacos you've had in your life for $5 cash only and then people with Masters degrees started buying them and now it's 3 of the worst tacos you've had in your life for $18.50 plus a recommended 20% tip

Who?

My favorite dealer in college was a stud whose wife would call me sugar and they would make me holiday themed gift baggies

HOLY SHIT JUST SAW THE LEAKED DOOMSDAY TRAILER BEFORE IT GOT TAKEN DOWN THE PART WHERE CAPTAIN AMERICA TAKES OUT THE SHIELD AND HAS THE STAR OF DAVID ON IT WAS NOT EXPECTED

Shit wouldn’t fly at a cfa or Huey Magoos

nephew told me ufos are unc slop. hard pill to swallow but he's right.

Man credits Giants kicker Younghoe Koo for saving his life after the kicker botched a field goal attempt against the New England Patriots. Mark Toothaker of Lexington, Kentucky, says he believes Koo saved his life. Toothaker says the wiff from Koo made him laugh so hard that he

God sends small children into the world to expose men. you think you are holy until a three year old throws a bowl of cereal at the wall for the third time. you think you are patient until you have not slept for five nights straight, and the baby is still screaming. every half

Anyone with any sense knows that Miller Lite is the superior beer

Gonna get the be my eyes app and intentionally describe things wrong