Castle: FOUR MONTHS! Alexis: what's wrong with him? Beckett, holding back laughter: just wait-- Castle: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!

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oh great, yeah. this'll definitely fix it. /s

I page through my collection of old JC Penny catalogues to remind myself of how life could be.

cc: PL: Janice,Accting "Kate, he's SO small, you won't even know he's here."

My acorn-themed napkins rings are missing. MY ACORN-THEMED NAPKINS RINGS ARE MISSING!!

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you cannot rush me. on my walks. if i don’t sniff enough things. i could fall behind. on the neighborhood dog leaderboard

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Castle: me and Beckett get along perfectly! right, Beckett? Beckett: i've never been more stressed out in my entire life.

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There's tremendous talent in fanfiction, yes. I've read many that I love. But if you really want credit for your originality, then make something original instead of using someone else's work. Instead of complaining, create something yourself.

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This is a good day to evaluate your spoon rests.