If you’re 17 rn just enjoy the fact that you randomly feel like doing your makeup and getting glammed up in your room because one day, one day in the future, you just won’t fucking feel like it 🤣

WHY DO I HAVE TO RENT A MOVIE ON PRIME IF I ALREADY FUCKIN PAY FOR PRIMEEE ??

-Life of a 2000 born -Pandemic at the age of enjoyment -Ai implementation at the age of employment

My mom really needed that chicken thawed.

things that scare me: employment unemployment getting married never getting married having kids never having kids falling in love never falling in love again

can’t wait to stop complaining about the cold weather and start complaining about the hot weather

How it feels to say "idk" to stuff u actually know but explaining takes efforts

You bring lunch to work and all of a sudden you starving at 10:02am.

What I look like naked is between me and my neighbor across from my window

me after i encourage my friends to shoot their shot but they get left on read

“you’re too picky” have you seen the lives of women who aren’t?

i was born in the right generation, i love air fryers and jacob elordi

being a woman is like would you rather be dehumanised for being sexy or for being ugly

omw to get the worm early asf

The older i get, the more i hate making extra stops after work I drive home like i'm late for my house

good morning to women only. men you think about what you did

I said, “I’m just a girl” to an Italian man and he looked at me like I was crazy and said, “you’re a powerful woman” and now I’ll never use that phrase again

“short-term relationship, open to long” you are 30