Manc Fact 8: The legend that was Emmeline Pankhurst started the Suffragette movement in Manchester in 1903. Originally from Moss Side, Emmeline knew that if you want to change the world, you come to Manchester and get your message right. #mancfacts

Manc Fact 12: People think the Manchester Bee’s all about our industrious nature and that. It’s not. It’s proof that Manchester is, was and always will be buzzin’. #mancfacts

Manc Fact 13: The Wars of The Roses are a long-running series of battles between Lancashire (basically Manchester) and Yorkshire. Team Manc took an early lead after killing the Yorkshire king, with no need to see the tie off at Elland Road. #mancfacts

Manc Fact 3: The population of Manchester can be split into two distinct age groups. People who still call the arena the Nynex, and people who call it the MEN. #mancfacts #teamnynex

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Manc Fact 999: If you took all the bricks out of the Manchester Viaduct and laid them end-to-end, you’d find yourself stood in Madrid. And you’d be absolutely shattered.

Manc Copy Tip 20: The Manc Copywriter didn’t buy this parka because it’s made with artisanal nylon and hand-crafted by the finest Cheetham Hill seamstresses. Nah. Bought it ‘cos it’s warm and dry. Benefits are what sells. Features just let you jack the price up.

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Manc Copy Tip 57: Ever noticed how Ken Barlow buys a half on his round and orders a pint on everyone else’s? Don’t be snide like Ken. Use your copy to solve people’s simple problems for free, and they’ll pay you to fix the difficult stuff.

Manc Copy Tip 38: Like when you go to your nan’s for a brew and she listens to all your problems, your copy’s gotta focus on the problems your reader has. Otherwise it’s like when you go to your mate Shaun’s and he goes on about people you don’t know and you tune it out, yeah?

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Manc Fact 796: The biggest gin tasting in the world was held on social media in June 2020. Even though gin’s horrible, Manchester Gin realised that with some good branding and a social media presence, you can shift loads and loads of products.

Manc Copy Tip 17: You know that boring old bloke in Spoons who goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on? Don’t be like him. Get to the point.

Manc Fact 00: Manchester is the tits. Literally. The Romans called it “Mamucium” which means “breast-shaped hill.” #mancfacts

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Come on Maccies, that jingle's proper old hat now. Time for a better strapline with some proper Manc charm.

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Manc Copy Tip 65: Don’t waste people’s time chatting on and on. Give them what they want up front. Whether that’s a price, product info, or an arm round the shoulder to prove you’re sound.

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