Omg Zara Larsson’s hair and make up team?!??!? So excited for the eye make up looks 🤗

.Louis Tomlinson is probably nervous cleaning a window sill right now.

No UK Niall dates are at the weekend, and that’s the only time I could get anyone to look after my Dad for me so I could go 😭💔

Anyone else panicking that they were the one who wrote the “Your eyes could grow flowers” tweet and they just can’t remember? I feel the same way as when I go through airport security and panic that I might have drugs in my ass

Me 🤝 Buying concert tickets I’m not sure I’ll get to use because my life is such a massive fucking mess

PLEAAAAAASSE can we all dress up fancy like we’re going to a proper Dinner Party for Niall Horan tour?

My birthday show 🥰 (Now just to try and sort getting my dad into a respite care home so I can actually go 💀)

Everyone saying it’s too mean and not funny to do this to Louis, while us only the poets fam are silently laughing to ourselves 😈

It’s the way that this Dinner Party era is all handmade mugs, embroidered napkins, and painted plates. We’re really getting a full theme concept album and promo and tour aren’t we. It’s so fucking soft and warm and comfy, I actually can’t cope with it Niall Horan.

So thankful to Sarah’s Kitchen’s IG posts, because there’s nothing that makes me kick my feet more than knowing what Louis Tomlinson had for his hot dinners today.

“47 years of extortion, corruption, and death will finally end” Omg is the US about to self delete?

Been saying this for a while, but will repeat it for emphasis: “I was only following orders” was rejected as a defense at the Nuremberg Trials.

How low the bar is for these men: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . __________________

I’m really enjoying Niall Horan in his angry vegetable review era.

Still can’t believe I’m not going to Louis next week. It feels so weird.

Piss all the time. Poo, occasionally

This supposed Louis and Zayn story was already reported MONTHS ago. We all saw it back then, but no tabloids ran with it. Interesting that it’s now suddenly being re-pushed into the mainstream press and slapped across the front page of the S*n, MONTHS later.

I hate everything I’ve bought for Together Together 👍🏻

Louis saw how fucking messy this week has been and said “watch this” 😈