happy holidays! and if your elf on the shelf goes missing don't worry about it :)

He got all dressed up for today! Tell him he looks nice or he'll cry

happy crimes eve

mery cris

i am afraid of my timeline

i love chasing people like this, it's great fun :)

Rob Zombie has words for Babymetal haters (2016)

ghost, but fruitier: pear hammer from the pineapple to the pit peach image satan pear jigolo har tomato kiss the go-grape

Lady Gaga was 23 when she released Bad Romance

Except the Emeriti are there to torment him and Benedict is there because he deserves to

lol get pope hammered

Good evening. "CopiaPlushie" was a 12 month sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time. #MyTwitterAnniversary

i love napping

fuck gender

i never posted this anyway here u go

This is me after 1 dose of Pfizer on 1/5/2021 in the hospital. I was a very healthy 45 year old who managed a surgery center. Two years later I am still having major issues

Last show of the tour. Papa IV sings DATHOML. Gets betrayed by the ghouls at the last verse, doesn't get to sing "I'm with you always". Dew stabs him on the back. Then it's Swiss. At the. Micophone. And he sings. You can travel the world. But nothing comes close to the Golden Coa