Imagine a bald ref sending you off for that😂

swear once a season they randomly decide to apply a rule usually ignored to penalise a united player, the commentators/pundits behave as though it’s completely normal, and then it never happens to anyone else all season…

Surely you can’t send off Martinez for pulling Calvert Lewin’s ponytail when he enjoyed it the fucking bandit

Bruno lol joke of a player

If you simply compare the DCL elbow on Yoro to the hair pull by Martinez and see which one is a red it sums up how odd modern football is now lol I personally think neither are fouls

Can’t complain about that. Another slow start against a team we should be beating. Carrick not making any changes even at half time is mental. One major concern about him getting it full time

Same ref for a more violent pull😂

3 match ban for that hair touch too😂 football has gone to the dogs

People now getting into the niches of where on that ridiculous barnet Martinez pulled this is how shite football is nowadays😂

Football Tweet ⚽ Last night’s punditry now makes sense. Partnering up with the biggest beneficiary of the United decline. Generating more clicks and views with loses.

Just when you think you can’t hate Neville anymore he goes and sides with that absolute weapon

Actually mental that the PGMOL still ain’t decided if Maguire can play in 5 days time lol

Exactly, that rule came into being in April 2011 and also ended in April 2011 and also only applied to players called W Rooney

Feb 1, 2026: Man City star Rodri accuses the referee of not being neutral. "I know we won too much and the people don't want us to win, but the referee has to be neutral. It's not fair because we work so hard. When everything is finished, you are frustrated." He was fined £80k

Another day of the FA using a United player to try make an example of. Corrupt cunts

😂 wouldn’t expect nothing less

My word Olise🔥

Something so pleasing to watch Madrid get knocked out and cry like babies at every decision

Don't shoot the messenger but I've just seen Jonny Evans in JJB Sports trying on a pair of Predators.

Spastics on here still reckon Bruno’s a problem😂😂😂