Jordan Henderson said Have you heard that Mourinho has been sacked? I said Yes I'm shocked. He said I'm shocked too. I said It's shocking. He said It is.

What a wonderful tv programme #GrizzlyBearCubsAndMe was. Not ashamed to admit the end got me blubbing like a baby. 🐻 #runfreelittleones

Tough on Surbiton Hockey Club. Wallace being asked to retake his shuffle having stuffed the keeper and scored not particularly fair.

You can tell we were celebrating last night. I woke up to discover I had used up all of the tea bags provided in the hotel room. Crazy.

One kiss is all it takes. 😘 Virgil van Dijk 🙌

Watching England Hockey women is so infuriating. 4 or 5 players feel like they have to run 30 meters with the ball every time they get it before they even consider finding a pass and inevitably turn the ball over.

Any suggestions Apple Support? iPad Pro rendered useless because drag down menu won’t go away. Can not soft or hard restart so my only plan is to wait till the battery dies. Apple Marques Brownlee

Watching the new #GrandDesigns with the beauty of hindsight. Will they finish before March 2020 or not? It certainly adds to the drama.

Pooch Perfect. New favourite show. Fact.

Watched #tenet. Not a scooby what was going on not helped by the fact I couldn’t hear/understand the dialogue. Pretty looking movie though.

Ordered something from @ASOS and get the email saying it’s being ‘delivered’ by @Hermesparcels. Can’t wait to not get that then.

Just when you thought #SundayBrunch couldn’t get any weirder they follow a bonkers wine section with ‘What is Auntie Di Singing?’! Hand them the BAFTA now. Sunday Brunch

Pleased to see bringing Bruno Fernandes into my Fantasy Premier League team had the desired effect. Completely anonymous. #LIVMUN

Finished watching #ClarksonsFarm and feel a little lost. It’s brilliant in so many ways. Amazing scenery, laugh out loud moments (generally when Jeremy Clarkson gets kicked or stung), parts that bring you to tears but ultimately a really important message about farming in Britain

#bbcfootball Liverpool lauded for the strength of their squad and then when they rest a few players everyone panics. Let the boys play.

1 try (con) to nill. #LIVMUN

We are absolutely delighted to confirm our new Coaching Team for our Performance Teams (Men’s and Ladies’ 1st Teams and Talent Academy): Andrew Wilson and Mike Irving 🏑🥳💙 You can read all about their credentials on our website: hwhc.co.uk/news/welcome-t…

So let me get this right, The Jackal spends days scoping the place out, finding a hiding place whilst the building is on total lockdown, only for his shot to be ruined by a random guy storming the stage with a gun. Bravo writers, bravo 👏#DayOfTheJackal