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Juan

@coongrayv

I’m gonna ask your child if they wanna bum a cigarette

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calendar_today21-04-2012 19:39:26

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Idk who tf gave me adult money and let me buy a tattoo gun (I say this everytime I get it out) but tattooing the back of my knee is hands down the worst idea I ever had.

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I lost my right AirPod for almost a month. In that month I didn’t even bother using the left one. Since finding it last weekend. My right bud has been out of my ear to sleep. That left one just isn’t the same and I will always discriminate against it.

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It’s amazing how long a tank of fuel lasts me when the weather warms up and I’m not leaving my pickup run for 24 hours straight

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Nothing makes me feel better than people complimenting me on my dog and his good behavior. Like. Man he pisses me right the fuck off but I’m glad yall notice how hard I’ve been working to make this dick head a decent creature.

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I gotta stop letting Doug think he has no master. Mf be out in fields eating dead animals then wanting to go home in the backseat of my pickup like he doesn’t smell like a dumpster.