Doug. The majestic skinwalker

Idk who tf gave me adult money and let me buy a tattoo gun (I say this everytime I get it out) but tattooing the back of my knee is hands down the worst idea I ever had.

I lost my right AirPod for almost a month. In that month I didn’t even bother using the left one. Since finding it last weekend. My right bud has been out of my ear to sleep. That left one just isn’t the same and I will always discriminate against it.

It’s amazing how long a tank of fuel lasts me when the weather warms up and I’m not leaving my pickup run for 24 hours straight

Nothing makes me feel better than people complimenting me on my dog and his good behavior. Like. Man he pisses me right the fuck off but I’m glad yall notice how hard I’ve been working to make this dick head a decent creature.

Prolly should start thinking about doing my taxes soon.

“What kind of doodle is that?” Well first of all Doug is a poodle. Not an abomination

God I wish I just had some ketchup lays potato chips

I’m going to totally regret the amount of hot pickled eggs I ate before bed but they were totally worth it

I gotta stop letting Doug think he has no master. Mf be out in fields eating dead animals then wanting to go home in the backseat of my pickup like he doesn’t smell like a dumpster.

I’ve paid a lot of outrageous prices for beer but almost 30$ for this 30 rack of Busch Beer lime is a bit astronomical

Night shift sleep schedule. Drinking in Todd’s garage. Thank god Doug is here so I’m not drinking alone

I love hunting. But taking Buster Douglas. ™️ on his first dove hunt really has me more excited than any hunt I’ve ever been on.

Update we was lettin them thangs BORK

I love it when everything comes together.

If this weather keeps up. Not shut my pickup off season is gonna come early.

I don’t watch baseball. I’m not a fan of Canada. But I’ll never root for a team that comes from California.

Bringing in the new year the same way we left the last year. With our balls out.

24 hrs. 24hrs my truck was clean.

Gunnar went to Canada and won’t bring home ketchup chips. Suppose I’ll be getting new friends