#gethimpushed #thethingsidoforlove

this is King Stannis Baratheon’s great-grandfather btw

a lot of A Song of Ice and Fire fans seem to believe that the point-of-view structure means that the fictional characters wrote their chapters, and George RR Martin merely complied them incoherently, rather than them all being the deliberate writing of one real-life author

if it was just the Brienne chapters or the Jaime chapters as a novella it would still be my favourite book

he probably wasn’t invited because he’s a frightening skeleton

a new style has taken tinseltown by storm and they’re calling it ‘the Will’ #innovator

Stupid nazi boer doesn’t know about the battle of Fornost TA 1973 when a levy of Hobbit archers aided King Eärnur and Círdan the Shipwright in defeating the Witch King of Angmar and driving the armies of Angmar from Arthedain

☝🏻🤓 actually the monster is the *creature*

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Bloodraven waking Daemon and Dunk up from cryo-sleep when he hears there’s a new Blackfyre pretender taking the Stormlands

because it’s a feudal society you stupid bastard read a fucking book

you think I could hop into one of them and drive it away? I'd love to do it. Just drive the hell outta here. just get the hell out of this. I had such a good life. my life was great.

Dunk 🌳 💫 Brienne 🌙 ☀️ Jaime 🦁 🗡️ Victarion 🦑 🪓 Arianne 🌞 🐍

he’s doing this for me

STANNIS: Tywin Lannister. Disgusting Warden of the West. Fella wears a [expletive] red doublet. DAVOS: [inaudible] STANNIS: They run the banks too