You don’t have a phoenix of a chance, because this time I AM a phoenix!

Do you believe in the Eclipse or the Godhand? What the fuck is the Godhand?

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FUCK LORI

OKAY LIBERALS (god hand) IF CAUSALITY IS SO SET IN STONE THEN WHY DOES WOMAN MAKE ME FEEL FUNNY

MEEEEEEEEEEEEE :)

My bitch ass wife

LANTERNS titles leak! 1. I, Lantern 2. Jordan Command 3. The Truce at Korugar 4. John Stewart and the Shadows of Xanshi 5. Tales from Oa 6. Kilowag's Gamble 7. Heir to Parallax 8. Black Lanterns Rising 9. The Last Central Power Battery 10. Sodam of the Yat SOURCE: @coolskullguy

ALL I ASKED HIM TO GET WAS SOME FUCKING EGGS WHAT IS HE DOING

DO YOU WANT TO WATCH HORTON HEARS A WHO

MERRY fucking CHRISTMAS

MY SON

Todd Howard REGRETS announcing Shin Dragon early and “would prefer everyone forgot about it.” Source: THE SKULL

MY FAVORITE NINJA TURTLE: FUCK