Oh bro, I have a story for you...

Some of you still don’t use Twitter night mode and it shows

Come to me with short bagel guy energy or don’t fuckin come at all

Everyone at Sunday funday LaCosta after 4th of July weekend looked like the grey people from Halloweentown 2

Dude I really don’t understand what goes through my moms head

vibe check

“Die young as late as possible”

feel like mike wazowski could’ve really benefited from cbd

How many touchdowns did the Cowboys score yesterday, with all of their players healthy, in the biggest game of the season with the division title on the line?

“She gives off heavy CCD vibes”

“Weather does not discriminate” -Brandon Naddeo’s mom

Stone Cold Steve Hawking

how is skateboarding going to be in the olympics if you cant smoke weed

What job did you have at Exchange City and did you walk on the grass?