I dreampt someone asked for my license plate and I remembered it.. pls explain

Grapes and apple juice have the same satiation score

There’s a guy that treats me super friendly, like where friends and I don’t have the heart to ask how we met

It’s already Christmas I guess. Seems like a flagrant foul before Halloween 🤷🏽‍♂️

How is my favorite taco the most expensive Taco Bell taco

Is beating yourself up better than beating yourself down? Asking for a friend

It’s so hard to text with sloppy morning brain right after waking up.

I feel so powerful knowing how to silence spam calls. My day is mine again. No more stupid ass interruptions

Someone from the Middle Ages would think you poisoned them if they drank a fizzy ass coke. They think you tried at least

On my way to the Nintendo building. I never thought I’d be checking this off my childhood bucket list. I’m currently trying not to cheese too bad on the subway

This is not important enough to text someone but someone has to see. I was ordering a burger in my dream and the cashier was telling me “ ya, some people report getting fibromyalgia after eating it” and hot dog and donut burger with smoked bacon on it.

I hope you hate me by Dead Poet Society makes me think of Aerials by System of a Down

I was told in my dream, “we chose this because it would be hard” and then I see a white light in the darkness above me and a presence grips my existence making it impossible to wake up. How did it know it would happen?

I was trying to ride a moped with someone on the back in my dream and it was too hard so the dreams slipped to a later part off the dream

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GENIUS Act compliance doesn’t mean getting an audit. It’s attestation. Audits cover financial statements. An attestation covers a specific assertion. In this case, that reserves equal or exceed coins in circulation. Different standard. Different scope. Different CPA engagement.

“Each one fresher than the next” is not a good thing technically even though I think it’s supposed to mean a good thing. I just heard it on pine vinyl. I wasn’t really listening

I just got scared when I saw I accidentally left my ketchup and mustard out on the counter last night but then started laughing because it’s not real food and will never go bad