tried scaring a pigeon and it didn’t fly away

Gave my seat up to a girl standing on the bus and she started flirting with the guy that was next to me

Execute this nigga and everyone that was in that discord

Watching all my mutuals get bangers with this video while i can’t think of a caption

dick to your ear fuck what u heard about me

uni crush just posted her bf after telling me she’s into girls

ugh i may hate on the uk but there’s nothing better in this world than multicultural england you guys don’t get it. london in the summer is better than cocaine

Cancer...normally I'd never cheer for you under any circumstances...but...

Itadakimasu Bismillah 🫶✨

can we flirt platonically

10th reread of the chapter I Havent seen paneling this clean since wci

UK in summer is absolutely heaven . Just look at today mehn.

got asked if my dads present in my life and when i said yes they said i was lying

nigel farage: im getting rid of human rights reform voters:

Couldn’t even take him out

i should've read this sooner omds

That's how you write protagonist and antagonist dynamics