I will be EXHAUSTED all damn day and can’t wait to go to bed and then I can’t fall asleep and I’m just laying here at 1a like a fucking idiot

Nobody is as delusional as a millennial who has been blonde their entire life when their hair starts to darken… it’s me.

no girl, you're good it's just your traumatizing backstory that you told like a stand up comedy routine that surprised me a bit

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Turns out what I thought was my entire personality is actually just ✨mental illness✨

Here’s the Chest X-Ray of a young girl suffering from a condition that is now the #1 cause of death in children and adolescents in the U.S. What’s the diagnosis?

This feels a little Christmas-y…

Look, I know I’m that white lady that’s too obsessed with her dogs but you’re crazy if you think I’m not going to hide an easter egg of them in my leg sleeve.

I am straight up not having a good time yo. But it’s fine you know

Pretty on brand of me to be wrapping up my leg sleeve on Easter Sunday with a tribute to Hades lol

I mean this in the most disrespectful way: Lol @ the people from my school that were so tore up about it today. That’s what y’all get for supporting a terrible person. With hate, your mom

Honestly, these degrees are probably just going to fund me opening an animal rescue or daycare eventually.

If you’ve ever had to contemplate buying new shampoo/conditioner or not just know that I love you.

I have got to start scheduling therapy at the end of the week because GOT DAMN IT that shit whoops my ass every time.

If y’all follow me on ig, I need you to go absolutely feral in my comments from here on out.

Saying this as a white woman… white women need to chill with cream cheese in crockpot recipes

All I’m saying is that I’ve pulled every dude I’ve ever wanted but the same can’t be said about every woman. Therefore your honor, men are easy and replaceable.

💕 spit on me

Muscle mommy coming to y’all so soon.

I’m going to be so fucking annoying tomorrow

Someone call Olivia Pope rn