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cookeii

@cooliokei

happy and well adjusted member of society enjoying an engaging and fun social media platform

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calendar_today24-04-2021 09:51:37

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when you say something stupid and cringey as a joke and it actually comes off as stupid and cringey instead coming off as cool funny and nuanced

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i hate when my dad talks shit about me dying my hair, this is YOUR fault not mine, YOU are the reason i have pink hair

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i hate when people talk about liking kanye like yea you might like him but i have a spiritual connection with him, i understand him

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when the stick n poke i gave myself with pen ink and a safety pin while on benzos and alc turns out to be shit 😲😲

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how do i explain to my mum that me spending valentines day fucked out on drugs and in the hospital is actually just lana del rey euphoria bojack horseman core and not proof that i have a problem

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she hopes immm cursed forever to sleep on a twin sized mattress in somebodys attic or basement myyy wholeee lifeeeeeeee

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babe its totally normal to put vodka in your smoothie at 11am before you have to go to school to talk about how you od'd at school and then not even a week later fucked out on benzos at school:// if anything i think youre the one with the problem youre always so dramatic

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my self care time is getting violently baked and ignoring whoever im hanging out with so i can play 8pool online while having both earbuds in and listening to mom jeans as loud as i can