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I need to apologize.

a comedian is like a modern philosopher, tackling complex human thoughts, emotions and issues, and presenting them to us with a comedic twist

Homer shocks the world with his beautiful voice in new never before seen footage

People have reported "penn & teller"-like entities throughout human history - they've even been depicted in prehistoric cave art. It is my real belief that the large one is the demon Belphegor and the small one is an imp he's enslaved.

THE COMPUTER

we should replace buildings and roads and cars with this

accidentally wore my loud as fuck jeans to the being quiet museum

earth is a digital prison used as a soul farm for entities to harvest and consume negative / traumatic energy from humans whole time im like 12 inch Italian BMT olives pickles lettuce cheese what r those yea banana peppers yayyy salt and pepper

Hoes all on my shit cuz of my leisurely strolls

bug on my windshield while I go 1100,000,0000,0000 mph

*we bought a zoo voice* we bought a zoo

women wont give you pussy even if you get shot out of a cannon *again but slightly louder* they literally won't give you pussy even if you get shot out of a cannon

every Law and Order fan knows where they were when Phil Ceretta first wore this outfit

3D JIMMY AND BABY by nupsu & music by Hoops McCann

is it true they're getting rid of the getting raped part on the Getting Raped Ride at Disneyland? This is literally not ok.

its clear to anyone with eyes that Bowen Yang has accessed the Akashic records