I RETURN!

I KEEP FORGETTING ABOUT THIS PLACE... HMMMM... NOTHING'S REALLY CHANGED! I'M STILL THE COOLEST ONE HERE!

SOME PEOPLE COME ON A LITTLE TOO STRONG!! JUST PLAY IT COOL INSTEAD LIKE YOUR OL' PAL PAPYRUS!!!

HMM... QUITE POSSIBLY!!!

I'VE BEEN BUSY BEING POPULAR AND THAT'S WHY I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE! NOT BECAUSE SANS CHANGED MY PASSWORD AS A PRANK OR ANYTHING...

SANS!!! STOP SENDING ME NEWS ABOUT BONES!!! I'M WAITING FOR IMPORTANT EMAILS FROM MY MANY ADMIRERS AND YOU'RE CLOGGING UP MY DIGITAL MAILBOX WITH JUNK!!!!

WHAT EVEN IS THAT GREEN GUY???

SHUT UP, SANS!! I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF THINK!!!

I'M HERE TO MAKE THINGS COOL AGAIN!!

QUIT BITING OUR STYLE, CUPBOYS!!

HMMM. WHAT TO BE FOR HALLOWEEN THIS YEAR...

I HAVE ACQUIRED ALL OF THE BEST CANDIES TODAY!!!

//nice @ you dirty loser

I'VE BEEN ON A SMALL VACATION YET MY INBOX IS FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH INTERNET TROLLS... GOES TO SHOW YOU THAT NO MATTER HOW LONG I AM GONE, I AM STILL THE COOLEST!!! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!

BUT I AM BACK NOW. FOR GOOD THIS TIME!!! BACK TO PATROLLING!!! SANS!!! I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN SLACKING IN MY ABSENCE!!!

SANS!!! I'VE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU!! I MEAN... WHAT??

SANS!!! YOU DUNCE!!! WE'RE GOING TO THE SWITCH!!!

NO, SANS!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!! I JUST KEEP HEARING PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT A "SWITCH"!!!

HMM. I SEE NOT MUCH HAS CHANGED HERE... EVERYONE IS STILL EXTREMELY LAZY!!!