Can someone turn off the glowing red dots, please? Beans is a cat

What is upshell?

Please excuse me if I become emotional today, but I have been looking forward to this match-up with the Wings for a long time. We shared one great stage as allies, and it is an honor to share another as rivals. Good luck, friends, and leave nothing on the field.

w0w0w0w0w0w !!!!!! w0w !!!!!!! good JOB TEAMB !

It's interesting. When a team doesn't do their taxes for many years, someone eventually needs to do a lot of taxes. Not that I'm complaining, though, as this tweet is purely hypothetical and cannot be used as evidence in any type of court.

Did you know that determining your economic nexus with regards to interdimensional e-commerce is actually very complicated? I did not. Nobody did.

What is going on with the league? These taxes, in my opinion, are boring.

(ooc: hi I should officially say I'm taking a break from blaseball twitter for a minute! so much going on! good luck everyone 💌)

Hi, McBlase here. Beans wanted to say something real quick. "Kill the Gods inside you," Beans said.

Can someone tell me if I need a doctor? I've been developing narcoleptic traits lately, and sleeping most of the day, but staying up half the night. I thought I saw beans sitting at my desk earlier, but he's allergic. It's worrying.

I can't remember anything.

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hi I'm blaseball's #146 th biggest fan (statistically) and I'm here to have fun sometimes

wanna feel old? blaseball performed it's first necromancy THIS YEAR (haha not in blaseball time though, sorry)

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