ㅤㅤ" 𝖱𝖺𝗂𝗇𝖽𝗋𝗈𝗉𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗋𝗈𝗌𝖾𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗌𝗄𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗈𝗇 𝗄𝗂𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗇𝗌. " ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ ✧ 𝗌𝖾𝗅𝖿 ! 𝗈𝖼. ㅤ ✧ 𝖽𝖾𝗍𝖺𝗂𝗅𝖾𝖽 / 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗍𝖾. ㅤ ✧ 𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗉𝗌 𝗐 / 𝖼𝗁𝖾𝗆. ㅤ ✧ 𝗆𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝗂𝗇𝖿𝗈 𝖻𝖾𝗅𝗈𝗐. ⇣

⠀ don't cheat , got it ? ⠀

/ No I'm fif

/ I doubt your methods will be sophia-ciently deadly to work against me

ANOTHER WONDERFUL DAY FOR THE GREAT PAPYRUS! ! ! I FORGOT WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO NAP FOR AN ENTIRE NIGHT AND BE UNPRODUCTIVE. I WILL NOT FOLLOW INTO MY BROTHER'S LAZYBONES SHENANIGANS, HOWEVER! ! I AM A SKELETON WITH VERY HIGH STANDARDS, AND SLACKING OFF IS NOT ONE OF THEM!

WHO IS THIS. . .SPAM. . .TUNE. . .PERSON? ? ?

WHAT A WONDROUS DAY TO MAKE SOME SPAGHE-- NYEH-!! [ * He tripped on Sans' sock on the ground. ] . . . I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS.

/ [[Puzzlemaker]]?!?!!??!??

[ Proceeds to dump a plate of spaghetti sauce into the trash. ] A FAILED ATTEMPT, ALAS. . . I WILL DO BETTER NEXT TIME. [ Of course, what he calls a failed attempt is edible sauce. What he calls successful, isn't edible. . . ]

DO YOU THINK I COULD PLAY TROMBONE. . .? SANS MANAGES IT, I DO NOT SEE WHY I, THE GREAT AND TALENTFUL PAPYRUS. . . . . . TALENTED. . .? TALENTFUL? I DO NOT SEE WHY I, THE GREAT AND FULL - OF - TALENT PAPYRUS, WOULD NOT BE GREAT AT IT! [ He proceeds to play terribly on it. ]

DID SANS JUST • EXCHANGE • WITH THE NARRATOR? WHAT SORT OF SOPHISTICATED BUFFOONERY OF HIS IS THIS?!

DOES THIS MEAN LOVE IS IN THE GAS ? ! [ Oh so wrong. ]

. . . NYEH ? DID YOU LOSE YOUR LOVER IN THE OXYGEN, HUMAN ? ! DO NOT FRET ! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL DISSASEMBLE AIR AND FIND THEM FOR YOU ! ! [ He proceeds to. . . take. . .the air appart. . . or try to at least. He's just flailing. ]

OH . * AHEM * SILLY I AM NOT ! ! I AM ONLY GREAT AND OUTSTANDINGLY FLABBERGASTING ! ! FOR I AM ! THE GREAT ! PA ! PYRUS ! HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH NYEH ! ! ! [ He'd strike a proud pose that is only true to him. ]

[ Juggling some bones. ] [ There's one in his mouth. ]

[ He's in his racecar bed, pretending to drive around. Wind in his hair. Sun on his skin. ] [ . . . of course, those are just fantasies. ]