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The skinny one being a rat scoundrel and the fat one being a lovable buffoon is a stereotype that applies to both henchmen and cats

Another aurora borealis MISSED why does the sky hate me?

saw the northern lights

Hey sorry for replying right away, I was just excited about all that you are and everything you do

Don’t forget to smile!

Fuck, marry, kill: Sigmund Freud, Sigmund Freud, and sexy Sigmund Freud

Why did no one tell me Pesto the Penguin had gay dads???

Need to look hot in an autumnal way

I’m the most resplendent girl at the Apple Genius Bar

Went to the Well Hung Vineyard and everyone knew you

Joie de vivre is at an all time high

beavers building a dam:

I’m sorry to my pants, but I’ve decided to transition to glute focused leg days for winter 😞

Go outside and touch grass and feed a giraffe

If anyone has advice for recovering from a pulled groin or strained adductor please enlighten me!!

giant brass needle has me acting like a mouse adventurer

23 and me said that I’m a: cool guy

I’ve decided to listen to the static noise inside my head for the rest of 2022

Just ordered 180 copies of their favorite toy, these idiots have no idea what’s about to happen

Constellations are jealous of my moles