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Queen of looking like I have a basketball stuffed in my sweater

This acct will mostly be a fan page for my bf and always sunny in Philadelphia

I love having a baby that sleeps 12+ hours at night. I feel so lucky that she’s been sleep trained since she was 3-4mo old bc I know sooo many parents who still struggle with it.

I have an ultrasound appointment/ an anatomy scan on Friday to make sure eleanor is growing as she should be (they’re worried about growth restrictions and preterm labor since it’s so soon after having Mimi) and I’m feeling so anxious about it

Took our daughter to the park for the first time today and she was so excited to be (very very lightly) pushed on the swing 😭 my frickin angel omfgggg

I just want some mommy friends who like to chill but also know how to shotgun a beer from time to time is that too much to ask

Trying to keep up with my giant baby while I am so pregnant that I basically have the range of motion of a beached whale is becoming increasingly difficult.

The way my daughter already tells me NOOOOO when I ask her something at 15 months old, I just feel like I’m fucked with the teenage years, especially when she’s already more than half my height.

Mom reflexes are so real. Just kicked my bong off of the coffee table on accident when trying to put my feet up and I caught the bong before it hit the ground. Before kids I was a clumsy piece of shit.

Feeling lost and stuck.