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Tim Dwan

@cookingtuts

make $150,000/ as an actuarial analyst. straight As across the board /SUPER BOWL BABY: GB PACKERS/ CONNECT 4 ENTHUSIAST/ what games should I get for my

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When I got a root canal at the dentist, I got Novocain, Nitrous, Jolly Ranchers, and a Handy. Idk what dentist you going to but you going to the wrong dentist

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Girl caught me on my phone during the movie. I straight up told her I was cheating. Ain't no way I'm gonna let her know I still play Clash Royale 🤣

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My roommate just walked in on me watching Joe Rogan, so I quickly had to switch to the tentacle porn tab before he saw.