Day four of proper Christmas. Days of the week are long forgotten to history. Food is no longer served in meals; just a constant plate of 'a few bits' every 20 mins. It is both too early and too late to have alcohol. You're not sure you can walk further than 5 metres unaided

11 things I know at 35 I wish I'd know at 25. For surgeons and doctors 🧵

It’s me, hi 👋

Great to have you back on air Dec Pierce #blockrockinbeats Erik says hi, celebrating finishing his radiotherapy treatment today

Listening to Dec Pierce #blockrockinbeats - so good to hear you on the radio, smol boy Erik is recovering too (after radiotherapy) here. So glad you’re doing well!

I was offered a spare fake moustache by a little girl in Marlow today 😂 I’m not sure what about my face looked like I could do with one (declined, it was ginger and would have looked weird with my hair)

I’m eavesdropping on the best conversation. It’s gone from ‘horrible slobbery dogs’ to prime ministers to ‘we only know one person who’s had an affair’ to how dry the Chardonnay is 😂 🎢

Just casually telling my colleagues what to expect in work tomorrow. These are biscoff brownies. Not as nice as the kinder bueno ones but they’ll do

Got a gorgeous bunch of M&S sunflowers today from a client but I think they got a bit mashed in the box 😔 beautiful but sad little sunflower faces

What a day to have the air con re-gassed 🥶 ☀️

Just been drinking wine with my neighbours outside and I am HERE for this new life I have 😂

Wow. This level of arsery is sadly not unusual. For the record, I am fairly busy right now. May have dodged this one nicely I think

I’m away speaking at a conference and I’ve realised I struggle to sleep without the dog beside me 🙈

Hey guess what #reunited

Thank you so much for the kind donations for StreetVet Steph Buckett and Diane and Sasha (who I probably know from here but can’t find to tag). It’s so appreciated 💙

Newly renovated double room available to rent in Bray. Shared bathroom & all facilities in the house with easy going owner occupier and her cat! Ideally looking for someone from Sundays to Friday but open to someone more full time. Great location! #rentfairy #housefairy

No place I’d rather be. Sharing toast with my old boy, coffee and juice, and music playing. Happy new year 💙#HomeIsWhereverImWithYou

😂 me right now ‘sorry my brain is broken’

Just over here rewriting that reels song : I’m looking for a man in Bristol, tallish, two eyes, has a job… I feel like I’m not being overly ambitious, and yet… 🤣