When 2020 has been shit and you don't get a PS5 on Christmas morning

Bouta snitch on my neighbour for having people over and not following covid laws..

Okay BBC One we’re gonna need to borrow the set of ‘The Wheel’ next season for a Sidemen Sunday. 7 Sidemen 7 experts. RT to sign this petition 😂😄

I've just become an accessory to murder

Like and Retweet this tweet, and if England win 7-3 tonight with Stones bagging a hat-trick and Pickford scoring the 7th in the 88th minute. I will send 1 random person £500k.

if England BEAT Italy today i’m giving £500 away to one of my followers who like this tweet, ITS COMING HOME 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐝: 🤝🔒 Our 2021/22 #PL squad is locked in 👊 #MUFC

Heartwarming message from the big man himself. Proud to be moist 💧💙 #StayMoist

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hahah naaah look at frenkie de jong here 😭😭😭 “how am i going to explain to my girlfriend that we’re leaving the spanish beaches and moving to manchester?”