Dear flag shaggers. Get fucked.

#BREAKING Kampala Harris has been awarded by Guinness as holding the biggest "I told you so in history..." Breaking the record previously held by Hillary Clinton.

Fixed it

In the last interview of his life, Carl Sagan gave an uncannily prescient warning of the dangers that arise when you cannot ask skeptical scientific questions of those in authority.

BLUEfingérs 💙💛 She’ll never be PM. Maths is too hard for ON.

So far One Nation is looking like a respite home for failed ex-pollies and sycophants who never actually achieved anything, but whose egos tell them they were born to rule. We all remember how that ended for Mark Latham. I’m here for it lolz 🍿🍿

Pauline's out here picking up trash. What a great environmentalist. #OmeNation #auspol #southaustralia #saparli #adelaide

#auspol

The ibis, or "bin chicken", is a white Australian bird renowned for scavenging through garbage. Much like Pauline Hanson.

totally works too

Malcolm Turnbull with a brutal assessment of Libs says their issue is they seek “approval from the Sky News audience” who “does not represent Australia” Says Labor’s saying Sky’s the “best thing” that ever happened to them. “It has drawn Libs off into this la la land.”🔥 #auspol

The Liberal Party room right now. #LibSpill

Malcolm Turnbull says the problems he had while PM weren’t with Labor, but “with people like Angus Taylor & Tony Abbott, & their friends in the media” “They had control over Dutton, they burnt it to the ground.”🔥 “They’ve now got their man in again with Angus Taylor” #auspol

Bless his black little cooker heart. It’s like he thinks he has an actual fucken clue.

(too soon?)

If you haven’t seen this Mad As Hell skit from 2022 about An*us Taylor.. it’s well worth a watch. A portent of things to come? 🥴