Every time I go to Best Buy I look for the alien my dad taped to the ceiling 20 years ago when he worked there. Still going strong

It was the 20 years he spent paying bills and taxes

this is why people think he’s Mexican just look at him bro

my dad paid $1,200 a year in property taxes in 1999 same house today $33,000 a year that’s $2,750 a month just to stay in a house you already own you never actually own anything you just rent it from the government forever

Daniel Mayakovski

hating cats is rooted in misogyny. ironic how dogs are “man’s best friend” but women who love cats are “crazy cat ladies.” Cats teach consent, boundaries, autonomy and love that is earned not entitled.

Rape victim k!lled her rapist after his release. She got arrested and her statement was - “He raped me, not the State. Who gave you the right to forgive him without consulting me?” QUEEN BEHAVIOUR 👑

I can't believe I fell for the classic blunder: Good Faith

because they did the same thing to black kids in the sixties when segregation ended

Women are sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, carrying their keys between their knuckles and holding their hands over their drinks. Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that women don't smile at them.

Happy birthday my king

#zukka omg💍

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water