me drunk in the club after getting my dentures knocked out and the bouncer asks if I’m okay

I don't feel particularly proud of myself But I have a job and at least three friends so Girl whatever

"Are you okay?" "What’s wrong?" "Who I gotta fight?"

The Kens weren't oppressed in Barbieland. When Barbies were running Barbieland, all the Kens got to decide how to dress, be, play, and beach. But when Ken made it a "Kendom", all the Barbies were stripped from their roles and clothes-dressed up as maids and made to serve

when someone says it took them years to get lean and toned but i need that by next friday

"2026 will be my year" Me, almost finishing march: