As an *actual* private person, I can over confirm that people become very odd when they can’t figure you out or what's truly going on in your life beyond the surface.

my five year plan is to get back my joy

Facts. Get bent

Kentaro Miura forever.

dudes with a 1.4 GPA when it’s time to do a cod zombies easter egg

how it feels using my paychecks for vbucks while my coworkers are using theirs to support their families

They should’ve listened 😂

𝔘𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯 𝔗𝔥𝔢 ℜ𝔢𝔡 𝔐𝔬𝔬𝔫 🔴

Dexerto i would rather chop my cock and balls off with a dull cleaver than give a fuck about what dave portnoy thinks about pizza.

life is lowkey worth living when u have awesome friends that love you

you gotta be the most loser ass nigga to harass someone who just saves foxes

If Smash 6 is announced TOMORROW (New Smash, not Ultimate Deluxe) I’ll send one random person who likes and retweets this $1,000 NO CAP

I'd stay in the building and burn to death to change the trajectory of MrBeast's life forever

꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄

i have grieved discontinued taco bell menu items harder than erika kirk has grieved her dead husband

why are weekends starting to feel like a 30 minute lunch break

as an actual private person i can tell you that people act very odd when they cannot figure out what is going on in your life