“educating myself on your lore” has officially entered my lexicon sorry in advance

forgot to bring my earphones to the gym, so without anything to distract my brain, i’m now having thoughts like “i love hip abducting”

reusing the same dishes without washing them bc i’ve made the same dinner every day this week

how does she stay looking FLAWLESS

sometimes i think i was cool back in high school but then i remember that i thought it was funny to bite ppl

gonna get wrinkles from how hard i grimace every time they force this steven/taylor storyline onto us… anyways team jeremiah

there’s carefree, and then there’s my friend who just called me saying that she still needs to file her 2022 taxes when it’s almost september 💀💀

god i love the csi ny channel on pluto tv

my first commercial!! 🤪 pizza pizza

it’s impossible for me to stop talking shit because i love bonding too much

my costume last year being ahead of the curve

elf is a perfect movie!!!!!!!

i know the massage was worth it if my entire BODY feels BRUISED when i move ONE INCH

why are sardines tins out here looking so gorg

furiously closing ig stories when they haven’t posted their spotify wrapped

i feel so prim and proper when i eat grapes as a snack. i pop them in my mouth and soft crunch crunch. i could be eating chips but they are barbarian crackle crackle

gay people can’t say “you look good” anymore it’s always “Mother Theresa could not beat these charges”

told my brother that my ac is set to 78 and he was like “you mean your heater?”