MIDWEST RESIDENTS: Congress has prohibited the Weather Control Service from discussing why its going to be 90 degrees in October, but

Freaking FINALLY.

Arch Weather Control Systems are operating nominally as of 1600CST

NWS out there drawin dicks on the weather maps

Please stand at least twice this distance from The Apparatus when the weather control coils are charged to this degree, or weird stuff might happen to your water molecules. (photo credit Bob Buser)

#themoreyouknow

Some useful tips for viewing the solar eclipse on Monday!

Fun Science Fact: While the Arch can temporarily be charged via lightning strike for day-to-day operations, it's long-term power source is void negenergy . Please do not observe the eclipse / power transfer without proper eye-protection, the void was not meant for human eyes.

Genuine question: How is it that we left this thing sitting outside for like 60 years and the finish still looks better than a damn Cybertruck

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Stay safe everyone, we’re still in the thick of it ͡ ❛ ͜ʖ ͡ ❛

East-coast Advisory: LOL WOW.

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