Txt; John 💬 : 🙄 💬 : So? You’re gonna shop some more, yes?

Txt: John 💬 : Nothing! Have you seen Mrs Hudson anywhere? Was she there when you left? I have a question for her

Sherlock no

Why would I get you putting heads in your fridge

Yes, we all know my intelligence is dull compared to your sharpness. Why do you just have random heads, anyways?

Txt: John 💬 : Lovely. Thank you sir 🫡

🍩⎯⎯♡ˎˊ˗.⠀ I’ll get to replies later on. I’m a bit all over the place right now so

🍩⎯⎯♡ˎˊ˗.⠀ going to pride for the first time today, so replies aren’t until later / will be slow

🍩⎯⎯♡ˎˊ˗.⠀ I’m home now. Replies soon

Does anyone have any rope and duct tape? He needs it

. . . . Interrogation tactic?

⠀⠀⠀ ♚ ⎯⎯ .⋆ Greg Lestrade

Uh …. Interrogation purposes???

Yes! Thank you darling!

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He loves his fiancé

♚ ⎯⎯ .⋆ Greg Lestrade

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