Justin Hopkins (@contableserio) 's Twitter Profile
Justin Hopkins

@contableserio

Accounting nerd

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Noah Smith 🐇 (@noahpinion) 's Twitter Profile Photo

ADHD culture in America is basically "You're a rambunctious kid, so we're going to put you on a slightly weaker form of meth for your whole life"

Michael Baym (@baym) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I will never understand why statisticians say “Type I error” and Type II error” when false positive and false negative are the same number of syllables and self-defining

Darden School at UVA (@dardenmba) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Graduation is almost here, and Professor Shane Dikolli is hard at work, but not on grading! 🎓 🎉 He’s practicing nonstop to ensure every graduate’s name is pronounced clearly, confidently and correctly. With hundreds of names to learn, he’s using a name coach powered by

Greg 🇺🇸🇬🇷🏳️‍🌈 (@gregissnacking) 's Twitter Profile Photo

As a gay man, it enrages me to hear people call Charlie Kirk homophobic. Nothing could be further from the truth. Listen to his response to a question from an ACTUAL homophobe.

Crazy Vibes (@crazyvibes_1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"My parents have been married for 75 years but few have noticed. Most of their friends have died. I contacted 6 local news stations and the Union Tribune newspaper giving details so they could do a story on their lives. Not one response from anyone. I think living into your 90's

"My parents have been married for 75 years but few have noticed. Most of their friends have died. I contacted 6 local news stations and the Union Tribune newspaper giving details so they could do a story on their lives. Not one response from anyone. I think living into your 90's
Arpit Gupta (@arpitrage) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Another Haidt win — mobile phone app use is contagious and lowers GPAs and wages. Evidence from roommate randomization and China gaming ban, in the QJE.

Another Haidt win — mobile phone app use is contagious and lowers GPAs and wages. 

Evidence from roommate randomization and China gaming ban, in the QJE.
Mr PitBull (@mrpitbull07) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"My name's Raymond. I'm 73. I work the parking lot at St. Joseph's Hospital. Minimum wage, orange vest, a whistle I barely use. Most people don't even look at me. I'm just the old man waving cars into spaces. But I see everything. Like the black sedan that circled the lot every

"My name's Raymond. I'm 73. I work the parking lot at St. Joseph's Hospital. Minimum wage, orange vest, a whistle I barely use. Most people don't even look at me. I'm just the old man waving cars into spaces.
But I see everything.

Like the black sedan that circled the lot every
Faithfulness Okom (@attorneyf_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I became a father yesterday. My wife did this without an epidural. I watched her suffer in ways I will never fully comprehend, carrying a weight I could not share no matter how I tried. For nine months, I was present but powerless. Pregnancy forced me to confront something

alexandriabrown (@alexthechick) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Palantir followed United States tax laws is a very boring story. Look, go ahead and disagree with the tax laws, that's fine. It is not a trick or loopholes or evading responsibility when a company follows the tax laws passed by Congress then signed into law.

Sama Hoole (@samahoole) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Keith the Apocalypse Bringer is a three-year-old Anglo-Nubian goat in a field in Devon. Keith should not be underestimated. Keith has been systematically dismantling the ecosystem since approximately 7am, when he ate a bramble. This is significant because bramble is an invasive

Keith the Apocalypse Bringer is a three-year-old Anglo-Nubian goat in a field in Devon.

Keith should not be underestimated.

Keith has been systematically dismantling the ecosystem since approximately 7am, when he ate a bramble. This is significant because bramble is an invasive
Senator Ron Johnson (@senronjohnson) 's Twitter Profile Photo

As Maya MacGuineas explains, right now we spend $6 on seniors for every $1 on kids under 18. When Social Security began, seniors were the poorest — today children are. To add insult to injury, we have mortgaged their future with $39 trillion in debt and growing. It is immoral

Sheila of the most high (@sheilatebra) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Anonymous I run a small pizza shop. Deliveries mostly. Late nights. Got a call at 10 PM. Woman’s voice shaking. “Can you deliver to Sunset Motel?” “Yes ma’am. What would you like?” Long pause. “What can I get for six dollars? I have three kids.” Six dollars wouldn’t cover one

Prof. Feynman (@proffeynman) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Life is too short to worry about little things. Have fun. Fall in love. Regret nothing, and don't let people bring you down. Study, think, create, and grow. Teach yourself and teach others.

Ancient History Hub (@ancienthistorry) 's Twitter Profile Photo

In 458 BC, Rome was on the brink of collapse. An invading army had trapped the Roman consul and his legion in a mountain pass. Panic spread through the city. The Senate did the only thing they could think of: They sent messengers to find a 60-year-old farmer plowing his field.

In 458 BC, Rome was on the brink of collapse.

An invading army had trapped the Roman consul and his legion in a mountain pass. Panic spread through the city. The Senate did the only thing they could think of:

They sent messengers to find a 60-year-old farmer plowing his field.