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“These aren’t the virgins I was promised, bro!”😭

Silver shines just as bright

The fact that a billionaire real estate playboy who liked to slap his name on steaks and wine has proven to be a better diplomat and military strategist than every other politician and foreign policy expert over the last 30 years is such a damning indictment of the DC

Millennials were absolutely mindfucked by the Bush years. Good to see Gen Z having the right idea.

Fun fact: he was captured because he threw away his gun and shouted ‘Please don’t shoot I’m Che Guevara I’m worth far more to you alive than dead’ to the Bolivians he had just attempted to murder.

Matt Walsh Jared Bogle You keep up on saying "I don't understand" but you don't address the explanations already provided. It's almost like you WANT to not understand: x.com/i/status/20282…

We would like to thank this lovely couple for choosing to have their Gender Reveal party at Celina 52 Diner yesterday. We do apologize for the mix-up that occurred when our cook accidentally used black food coloring due to his severe color blindness, which prevents him from

The Kurds helped us defeat ISIS and now they’re going to go toe to toe with the IRGC. They deserve a state.

Everybody enjoys the beautiful coastal landscape of Big Sur. However, Big Saar has a lot to offer.

Trump to Thune and Cornyn: I Want SAVE America Act on My Desk Before Endorsement in Texas Race ift.tt/pe5hj2U

🚨 BREAKING: Sources inside the White House confirm that Donald Trump decided to invade Iran after reading Xenophon’s Anabasis and concluding that Persia belonged to whoever had courage enough to take it.

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He said this two months *after* the post you cite. But no matter what he personally thought, you know what you’re suggesting here and who you’re signaling to. All while you refuse to offer any defense of his wife against those assailing her.

This thread is regrettably, a Jarvis banger.

Somebody just hit my car and ran, but the emotional reaction was nothing compared to watching Jordan Spieth play golf.

I imagine the briefing went like this

Kent could have charged his entire dept with the destruction of leftwing terror networks in the country. Instead he resigns over attacking the single largest state sponsor of terrorism. Excellent, thanks man. Good luck in 2028 when they come for you

Joe Kent blamed the Oct. 7 attack on Biden's insufficiently hostile policy toward Iran, attacked his Dem opponent for failing to punish "anti-Semitism," and pledged that if elected, he would make sure to generously arm Israel. Now he blames Israel for corrupting US foreign policy