LMFAOOOOOO why am i so dead rn

The best response be silence but I be having shit to say.

I am about to go to the veterinarian and ask them if they got something for people fleas. Because I am now officially sick of these bitches eating off me and not washing the dishes. If you think I am talking about you I am.

OMFGGFGG????? HELP 😭😭😭😭

if you know what i been through 💔...

Y’all just wanna go on lock down again to scam and get unemployment lmaoooooMEtooooooooo😂

#Leo used to be the person who begged someone to stay, now they're opening the door for whoever wants to leave their life.

#Leo's say things so bluntly that they don't even know if it's rude or not sometimes.

Son made me pick him up from nursery. Turns out he was playing the teachers 🥲😭

only way i’ll forgive you is if you tell me before i tell you

Grown men with teenage behaviour

I realized I spoke more passionately about the things that upset me more than the things that brought me peace and happiness. I don’t want to be the kind of person who obsesses over their pain. I’m Learning how to change the conversation and redirect that energy creatively.

Marshawn Lynch tastes hot sauce the way drug dealers test coke.

The meme said “it’s hard being a woman, you miss one birthday dinner now you a fake ass bitch” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

When I seeeeee youuuuuuu…

Teyana Taylor was like y’all not finna Travis scott me!

it’s almost time… 🖤 “Pretty Girls Love Toosii” #PGLT

Happy #SesameStreetDay! Even though it’s a throwback, this lesson never gets old.