This is brilliant and covers so much about the evolution of music journalism. From long critiques to monkeys pissing in mouths. Echoes of the dear departed ⚫Neil Kulkarni s review of Neds Atomic Dustbin. I know Chart Music: the TOTP podcast aren't NME fans but even they might love this article.

Hi Richard Porter . This from the Guardian Football daily. Points if you can name all three cars...

OMG. #PhotoGate #KateMiddleton #Royals

Like many amateur photographers, I do occasionally experiment with editing. I wanted to express my apologies for any confusion the family photograph we shared yesterday caused. I hope everyone celebrating had a very happy Mother’s Day. C

Like many amateur photographers, I do occasionally experiment with editing

They remembered.

Oh My Godly Morning. gunnerblog arseblog

Massive shout out to Anna and Alex who found my Mercury Prize in their shed in Sheffield and have sent it back to me! 🙏🏾❤️

Arsenal’s ’91 ‘bruised banana’ away kit continues to deliver its magical power. gatesnotes.com/How-to-cut-chi…

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Smashing Pumpkins reunite for one off tour

🚨 I have a pair of front row tickets available for Arsenal v Bournemouth tomorrow. I’m giving them away to one lucky winner and all you have to do is: ✅ Retweet this post ✅ Be following Connor Humm ✅ Tag a friend in the comments Winner announced tonight. Good luck

Hey. I might have cancer - but I’m still a really good writer! Do you need someone to write things? Funny things and sad things and interesting things? Well aren’t you in luck. Hit me up! I need the work because at some point I might not be able to work! I promise to never ever

Here for all your 00’s nostalgia needs. ‘“The thing about Glastonbury is that for it to work you have to meet it on its own terms,” McNicholas says.’ independent.co.uk/arts-entertain…

Now do City.

Happy to announce the first ever 22 Grand Pod LIVE podcast event - with Jamie Reynolds of Klaxons and former NME editor Conor McNicholas. We'll be discussing all things 00's indie and taking audience questions. Tickets link in bio! Jamie Reynolds Conor McNicholas West Hampstead Arts Club

I’m finally ready to tell the world about my private life. This has taken a lot of courage and a lot of thought. But here we go. shorturl.at/nENOY

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