Something has to be done about these umpires man

I am anti-clanker but baseball needs robot umps

Remember when Craig traded Rafael Devers and immediately announced the Red Sox were going to be big buyers at the deadline? That was odd.

The 117th and final pitch of Garrett Crochet's night went 100.2 mph, tied for his fastest of the season. He finished with 11 strikeouts, didn't walk anyone and exits with a 2-1 lead for the Red Sox. The first playoff start of Crochet's career was brilliant.

Brutus crossed out the M ❌ Then dotted the i in the snow ❄️

Sorry, busy 😅

Your 2026 World Series champion Boston Red Sox.

“Claude, produce a 26-man roster that won’t cut into my payroll/revenue figures. Ideal W-L range of 81-81. Make no mistakes.”

I hope Punxsutawney Phil has his papers on Monday is all I’m saying.

We need public executions for everyone implicated in the Epstein child sex trafficking and torture rituals.

Happy Truck Day to all those who celebrate! 🚛⚾️ 20,400 baseballs, 200 batting gloves, 200 helmets, 1,100 bats, 20 cases of bubble gum, and 60 cases of sunflower seeds all heading down to Fort Myers. Pitchers and catchers report next Tuesday, February 10th. ☀️

Fastball right to the face

I’d like to apologize to every MAGA supporter I ever mocked. I should have been meaner to you and done it more often. Because you deserve to be endlessly reminded of how fucking stupid you are.

Durbin has come to bat with 58 runners on base and driven in 7 of them. Anthony and Mayer have come to bat with a combined 86 runners on base and driven in 5 of them.

I hate this team.

Red Sux