Scotiabank Arena is opening this weekend as a mass vaccination site. After 20 years Toronto will finally see a second round in that building. #leafsnation

Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night thinking about this tweet.

The most Sunday Monday of all time

Stop with this stereotype about Italians doing hand gestures. It’s not t x.com/itsmwengo/stat…

This is going to be the best day of my life

since frank seraspaghetti ruined the draft I guess I’ll post my mock draft now. Jeez, I was way off

SEAGULL TO THE FACE

Heard he gets killed in the finale

Bring back $10 Chinese food, $600 apartments & $20 full tanks

We'll always remember you, Jimmy.

Just guys being dudes

I’m this years old.

Thoughts and prayers to the fine folks of Buffalo

I can’t believe Brian Elliot is Missy Elliot’s brother

Everyone is a contender other than Washington in the east. Insane trade deadline.

I’m going to Italy and driving around town with a Canadian flag attached to my car while I honk my horn.

As pointed out to me by Sam Gibson, with his goal last night Auston Matthews now leads the NHL in career goals by players drafted in 2011 or later. He was drafted in 2016.

I wonder what would happen if the names of all these people got retweeted endlessly and their messages to Kadri got to their employers. Logan Marshall Carter Wiegard Drew Bauman Jacob Catlett Britt Bernosky Ricky Sparks Nick Edgar Libby Hornbuckle Maybe we should find out.