I think instead of having a line to wait at traffic court they should have a pile of Sock ‘em Boppers and you have to fight your way to speak to someone

Could not be more excited to be playing GreatNorthernCasino tonight with the boys! #grandeprairie

I don’t know what I was expecting.

Coconut water? Not bad. Aloe juice? Pretty good. Coconut water w/aloe? Basically the equivalent of dragging your lower jaw along the bottom of the Florida Everglades.

I listen to the #monstermash minimum once a day in October so if you’re not down with that kick rocks

shelter pups picking out their own christmas presents 😭

Working on new things - see you soon, Nashville.

water wings (and other pool side fashion faux pas)

What an enormous waste.

A large boulder the size of a what

i was wrong

hi i can’t wait for you all to hear my new song entitled “new decade recession to match my depression” i promise you all it will be a b a n g e r

do you ever just want to sleep for 100 years

the amount of energy i just expended shelling a bowl of pistachios was not proportionate to the satisfaction i experienced consuming them

you can’t deny that pence is pretty fly for a white guy #PenceFly2020

Looking for the kind of confidence and entitlement that comes with signalling five feet before an intersection.

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CQevAhFByCl/…

i don’t think i’ve ever had a better weekend⁣ #countrymusic #musicianlife #musicislife #yyc #rockies #explorealberta #hike #backpacking #camping #albertaparks #nature #youknowwhoyouare instagram.com/p/CSIFtbIBxBD/…

i don’t think i’ve ever had a better weekend⁣⁣⁣ #countrymusic #musicianlife #musicislife #yyc #rockies #explorealberta #hike #backpacking #camping #albertaparks #nature #youknowwhoyouare instagram.com/p/CSIU9y4p-3_/…