Walking home and the birds are chirping, is this a sign?

Might shit before I get home. Cottage inn till I die

Is anyone named Jonathan around here?

Let’s face it, I’m horny as hell right now

Daylight saving is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

LON-DON LON-DON LON-DON NO SLEEP TILL LONDON

My daughter was feeling sad on our walk to school today, so I reminded her that we refinanced our mortgage at 2.99%.

England needs some fuckin orthodontist Peroniguzzler

Whoever is responsible for letting Peroniguzzler into Amsterdam and the red light district… count your days. Let’s fuckin ride

Coop says he’s driving tonight, quite sippin water, need cigs, Trevi fountain tonight fr ong no cap

Tap in from fuckin Rome mate

Just stopped by 13 cops for walking in Rome, called back up and everything! The three of us threatened them with the US embassy! Will update on what happens next.

It’s true, I know a fag named Ryan. I splitwised him for being gay once

Last drink at the club was the dagger, icing on the cake, cherry on top. Went to bed drunk, woke up hazy. You do the math, liberal. Fuck 12

We’re so back #repdetroit

Tapping in. Let’s have a night fuckers. The burnerverse has missed me and I’ve missed it. Messy night?

To the UM liberal crowd. Congrats on the Michigan win, might I remind you that Donald Trump won the election? Hope the library is nice and warm on this Saturday night faggots.

Christmas Ball tap in… spiffed up, tapped in, what the fuck can go wrong. How about a go green go bucks while we’re at it. #OH #IO

Chat, who’s scoring the first MNF touchdown tn?