Some please tell me how you talk to a fucking human being at evri because they're USELESS.

Wtf even is the point now

If you don't work nights in your job or weekends you're so lucky because they are the worst they make you eat appallingly , you don't function like a normal human being and they in general just make you feel shit about yourself

My body better let me have a full 8 hours today because I am dead

Gonna be asking our wedding guests to pay for their own food at this rate ... October's energy price predictions made me weep

Is there a way we can make him pm ? For serious

What are the odds the rain will flood sunak and truss's billion pound pads and we are rid of this potential nightmare ?

All you dumb fuckers had the chance You blew it You could've had free internet ... But hey ho. Here I am with a hideous gas and a electric bill every month and floaters in the sea What sad little lives you all live now (including us who have to put up with you all) Thanks ❤️

The kennel club - We are an animal welfare organisation Also the kennel club - advocates for the breeding of super flat faced bullies and poorly formed German shepherds Cute 😘

I wish I could nap, but I'm a vet nurse, we work 12 hour days... If I nap when I get home I won't wake up until the morning 😵‍💫 If ONLY

Weddings really do bring out some ugly traits in people BUT Less than 10 months to go 💒

British gas have emailed me twice in the past month, both occasions they say 'we understand times are tough for everyone at the moment' Do you ? Well stop charging me £60 to run my washing machine then you thieving basterds

She hulk got some very big tiddies... I see what you did there Stan Lee ... Well played sir. Well played.

We are quite literally up shit creek without a paddle now aren't we

Yes Liz Truss absolutely smashed it babe!!!

Weekly check in on twitter this morning did NOT disappoint. My favourite

Opening up, talking, being honest and accepting my mental health and talking publicly about it got me out of my hole. Always talk. Reach out. ❤️

Too much hatred, bad news, room and gloom on SM ATM.. so I am removing apps so I can't keep checking them and getting worked up or consumed. Snapchat ❌ Twitter ❌