I Need To Shoot My Phone

Friday afternoon activity is walking super slowly up and down every aisle of jewel

Today is so fiercely bad

There’s some gifs on here that really make me laugh and they make me laugh every time

Love staying up until 4 and not even getting anything done

Professor referring to himself as a baby in a very relatable way

The humiliation of running for the bus and still missing it

It’s TTLLDOC (third to last last day of classes)

Soz bout that

A million in chocolate chips and that’s just how my cookie crumbles

Pathetically singing Sandy (stranded at the drive-in) to myself because no one is in Chicago and my cough is keeping me up.

Wow they’re not messing around with those sumo oranges.

Trying to watch more movies with Teri Garr this year.

Almost 60 in Chicago right now and I’m basically sweating like a damn hog

Pressing play on Erotica and ignoring my homework

Life advice needingtons

My life is beautiful

Will Madonna ever notice me?